原來母親如此了解女兒的想法，想必Helen年輕的時候也是桀驁不羈的妹子，那么問題又來了，他是怎么看上了Daria的爹？?? Daria, the easiest thing in the world for you is being honest about what you observed, what's hard for you is being honest about your wishes, about the way you think things should be, not the way they are. You gloss over it with a cynical joke and nobody finds out what you really believe in. If you really want to be honest, be truthful about what you'd like to happen, there's the challenge.

We’re here for you no matter what.

Everyone slips up now and then.

Your youthful integrity is tearing your family apart.

We’ll resume the age-old hostilities that

Have made peace in this region of the house a seeming impossibility.

But this stupid thing will be our idea.

There are plenty of tiny-brained prehistoric creatures right here.

I guess tormenting me in the privacy of my own home wasn’t enough.

Do you think that atrophied, pea-sized cluster of cell

That you refer to as your brain

Twenty decades of legal slavery.

Twenty two years of my life, gone!

That remains to be seen.

What a hideous twist of fate. Me, a bridesmaid.

I think I’m going to be ill.

Is that a problem for you?

Well, I think my humiliation is complete now.

I spoke too soon.

When you hear yourself talk, does it make sense to you?

I thought if you two could put aside years of grudge,

Why couldn’t I, for a day.

Hey, what’s the point of a senseless tragedy

If you can’t find a little humor in it?

I like the way you think.

Just a little pointless chit chat. Forget it.

Day to day life isn’t humiliating enough.

Sarcasm. It’s a great way to deal.

Is life always tawdry, stupid, and humiliating,

Or is it just a phase?

Just a phase.

I’m expecting to grow out of it anytime now.

That could scar you for life.

The birth itself did that.

Most people would rather watch a movie than read a book.

It’s fast, it’s easy, and you don’t have to worry about your lips moving.

I’m about to go into auto-sleep myself.

Life is a meaningless descent into the void.

Hell is other people.

On second thought, hell is myself.

She’s strangely mesmerizing.

Superficial…narcissistic…self-absorbed…

She’s got star quality, all right.

Not everyone can live up to them.

An honest day’s pay for an honest day’s work,

And stop chiseling away at our benefits!

Anything you say can and will be used against you.

If you don’t respond to drug therapy, I’ll authorize electric shock.

Are you sure you haven’t take her out of context?

She creates her own context.

Maybe it’s not that important, but, you know, it’s what I can do.

You know the conscious I don’t have? It got to me.

We set out to make an expose, it ends up a love letter.

See, we’re like artists, and this is how we screw ourselves.

There’s nothing like watching the sunrise,

Except watching the sunset in reverse.

My old soul has already made their acquaintance in a previous lifetime.

It was easier to stay up all night than to wake up early.

I guess they call it a flea market because it makes you want to flee.

That’s so two years ago.

I really feel centered now.

In about ten years he should emerge as a butterfly.

This is the ace up your sleeves.

Their sunny Sixties optimism

Tends to cancel out my bitter Nineties cynicism.

Yeah. They are big believers in the concept of voluntary simplicity.

Man, maybe, but not the man.

What happened to being part of the solution, not part of the problem?

Our primitive hunting instinct has no outlet in modern society.

So, rather than stalking animals,

We substitute the shopping experience, and hunt for objects.

At least, they’re not caught up in a constant state of consumer frenzy.

The lead singer carries the tune, and the backup singers support her.

You chime in at just the right moment.

And then you fade into the background. Doesn’t that make sense?

I’ll take the Vegas odds on that one.

Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it’s almost like depth.

But won’t that demotivate your other daughter,

Whose work is constantly good?

You know, it’s like she reads my mind.

Right after you suffered a severe blow of the head.

The greasy fry, it cannot lie.

Its truth is written on your thighs.

Well, you know, condition people to expect nothing,

And the least little something gets them all excited.

Never mind. Return to your world, and I’ll return to mine.

Don’t people know the difference between good and bad?

There is different standards for cute people.

You mean, no standards.

When you donate an organ, unless it’s your eyes.

How can I betray something I don’t believe in?

And I act like it’s nuclear waste.

Okay, now you’re being sarcastic.

Yeah, and that’s exactly why they would laugh me out of town if I tried.

Are you sure annoying your parents is good grounds for a relationship?

It was for Romeo and Juliet.

Besides, if you are drafted, you need to know about them.

You must have some goal.

My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization

That I’ve wasted my life in a job I hate

Because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.

I guess you can be intellectually gifted and still be morally bankrupt.

Thank God for standardized tests,

Otherwise you’d never know who your real friends are.

Just because some jock made you feel like the loser you are,

Don’t take it out on me.

Who cares? You are still boring and miserable!

Try taking your head out of your butt for once

And opening up your myopic little eyes.

Or doesn’t your 165 IQ make you smart enough to see the way you really are?

You realize your negative approach to everything is self-defeating, right?

Well, it’s nice to know there is someone I can defeat.

I mean, you may spare yourself some pain by cutting everyone off,

But you miss out on a lot of good stuff, too.

I’m too smart and too sensitive to live in a world

Like ours at a time like this with a sister like mine.

Maybe I do miss out on stuff, but this attitude is what works for me now.

Then you’ll understand what works for me now.

I can say or do whatever feels right.

But at school, I’m the Queen of the Negroes.

The perfect African-American teen.

The role model for all of the other African-American teens at Lawndale.

I’m not saying all the time.

This story I’ve gotta hear.

Rent a brain.

It’s about all the things a good attitude can get you.

I didn’t even know I was making it until it was made.

What could be giving you anxiety, sweetie?

Um, let’s see. Every aspect of my life?

So no one would pester him to do a sequel?

Admiring it from the safe distance of my room.

He’s not worth it. No guy is.

Should we get our futures read?

I’ll pass. Knowing the present is bad enough.

Look, don’t flush your entire world down the drain

Just because some jerk didn’t ask you out on a second date.

It probably had nothing to do with you anyway.

We’re exercising our right to abstain from cheerleader practice.

Whoever said life was fair?

I don’t know, but I’ll bet he was a quarterback.

I’m not going to jump up and down like an idiot to prove to the world

What I don’t believe which is that jocks are great.

What I mean is, this double standard has got to end, right?

Her vestigial sense of right and wrong was acting up again.

You’re deadbeats with style.

I guess you can be born in the 80’s and still stuck in the 50’s.

I’d particularly like to run up and down your spine wearing track spikes.

Hey, if she’s the pathetic one, why am I talking to myself?

When you’re a winner, everybody wants to be your friend.

You mean the ones who made incredibly humiliating jokes at my expense?

Thanks, but I stand by my decision.

It’s a totally artificial holiday created to stimulate the economy.

That’s what they want you to believe.

None of your trick questions, young man.

You are behaving strangely.

No. it just seems too much like getting tortured

For the sake of some subculture’s notion of beauty.

Be patient. All will be revealed.

Does anybody know why we’re here?

Do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?

Take people you know and have them do whatever you want.

I mean, if I were going to write about mating rituals,

I think I’d go back a couple hundred years,

When women either married or shriveled up and blew away.

Instead of marrying and then shriveling up, like they do now?

I need some time alone to work out my feelings.

No, I’ve written a lot of stuff, but it’s not up to my standards.

And that disturbs me, because I don’t have standards.

To make what we learn in real life and turn it into something that’s not really real,

But has a real life all its own.

Sometimes boundaries can paradoxically provide us with freedom.

There is no Parenting 101.

That’s the problem.

There’s no course that can teach you to be a perfect mother.

Everything I do has already been done.

Maybe you’re trying too hard.

Maybe you don’t have to write something meaningful, just something honest.

I look around me, I describe what I see.

What’s hard is being honest about your wishes.

About the way you think things should be, not the way they are.

And nobody finds out what you really believe in.

She took it as evidence that I’m secretly not as alienated as I seem or something.

It’ll take me years to undo the damage.

雖然不喪也不sarcastic，也沒有被社交皇后妹妹quinn激出trauma，但免不得把自己代入daria，這可能就是靈魂伴侶吧，an ideal friend>~<

這什么瘋狂雙語逼逼哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

歸根到底是因為daria會思考會讀書會觀察生活會對自己有清醒認知[贊]

她還有趣！誰能這么清醒這么絕望還能用黑色幽默一笑而過！

類似于 我知道我這么消極的根源在哪里 同時這根源也是讓我固守現在角色的原因 這就是真正的我 可能不夠理想但我依然可以坦然接受自己 的態(tài)度[贊]

其實也蠻喜歡quinn的，daria評價得很對：the depths in the shallowness 就是quinn本人哈哈哈哈哈哈 天生有魅力和影響力 從不尷尬 社交queen大家都愛她喜歡模仿她，看著是很典型的mean girl

但quinn沒那么膚淺，她也很有智慧，知道自己的不足（她說可以感覺到自己shallow）但懂得發(fā)揮自己的特點（但她的天賦在這里她就是要發(fā)揮出來而且還要幫助別人）

總結起來，能客觀評價自己和周邊環(huán)境是姐妹倆最大的優(yōu)點，能對自己有清醒認知的人真是難能可貴，因為他們有種洞察生活和人性的智慧，是一種敏銳的直覺吧。

他們會思考，他們會總結，最重要的是，他們不會欺騙自己，能誠實面對自己，承認自己的一切不足和陰暗，而不是活在帶有自我保護性質的虛幻自我形象里。

What kind of car is that? That's not a car. It's a time machine. You have a very old soul. It just looks mature for its age. It's a rare opportunity to learn more about Mom and Dad. Why would we want to do that? To use against them later. There's nothing like watching the sun rise, except watching the sun set in reverse. We think there's enough aggressive behavior on the planet, without creating more with quote unquote "healthy competition". You can always tell when a bread isn't hand-kneaded. Hand-kneaded bread has more soul. Don't you see? So-called enlightened dudes are oppressing women, just like society is putting down the movement. I want some help, and I want it now! Wow. Sounds like the girls are getting liberated. Cool. We are still that way, deep down. What way? Free of the shallow, superficial value system of a profit-driven culture. Oh, sure, we're that way!