一個(gè)哥們?cè)贛SN上跟我宣布，他戀愛了。重點(diǎn)是，她根本不知道他的存在，而他連她的名字都不知道。
其實(shí)他和她在同一家公司，只是不同部門，中間隔著八百?gòu)堊雷?。但是，他每天?duì)她魂?duì)繅?mèng)系，看到她的背影都暗自歡喜。如此這般好幾天，他天天都絞盡腦汁設(shè)計(jì)著該如何跟她認(rèn)識(shí)，但是看見她經(jīng)過身邊的時(shí)候卻又沒有勇氣跟她說話。
時(shí)隔多日，他仍沉浸在懊悔之中：“當(dāng)時(shí)真應(yīng)該假裝撞她一下，就可以留電話了......”
我笑他：“你就不能高明一點(diǎn)嗎，整點(diǎn)那不俗的?！?
他說：“比如什么呢？”
   
比如前天我看的這部電影《睡眠的科學(xué)》里的他和她。
   
內(nèi)向敏感的他遇到了同樣內(nèi)向敏感的她，互生好感。兩人雖是門對(duì)門的鄰居，抬頭不見低頭見，卻又都不知道該如何表達(dá)。那么，他們是怎么勾搭上的呢......？

......
認(rèn)識(shí)的那天，他自我介紹說：“我給掛歷畫插畫。不過我的理想是當(dāng)一個(gè)發(fā)明家?！闭f著他從包里掏出了一幅紅紅綠綠的眼鏡遞給她，“戴上它你的生活就全都是3D的了。”
她：“難道我們的生活本來不是3D的嗎？”
他：“是，不過...你試試就知道了......”
(他先是把她的眼睛蒙上，告訴她：世界還是那個(gè)世界，可是有了我你所看到的都會(huì)因此而變得不一樣。)
他說：“你知道嗎，發(fā)明3D的那個(gè)人普爾弗里希只有一只眼睛，就像貝多芬和它的音樂一樣......”
(心底里他應(yīng)該是自卑的。他覺得自己和普爾弗里希和貝多芬一樣，是有殘疾的?？墒撬Ｍ约汉退麄円粯觽ゴ?

......
她的鋼琴上擺著一匹布頭做的小馬，他一下子愣住了。那小馬穿著灰色棉襖，眼睛是兩顆白色的扣子，頭發(fā)和尾巴都是白色的毛線做的。
他問：“你自己做的嗎？”他一下子就喜歡上了那小馬，卻不知道此時(shí)此刻其實(shí)自己已經(jīng)開始喜歡她。
她說：“不，我收養(yǎng)的。我看到它的時(shí)候它很悲傷，我不得不把它帶回來，給它一個(gè)家。”
“現(xiàn)在，它再也不會(huì)離開我了?！彼植粺o驕傲地補(bǔ)充說。
他說：“是嗎？我知道你是它媽媽。不過你是否應(yīng)該也考慮一下他的想法？”
然后她和他都笑了。
(實(shí)際上，他自己就是因?yàn)楦赣H剛剛?cè)ナ溃粙寢岒_回法國(guó)。所以他覺得自己就是那匹被她收養(yǎng)的小馬。他愛他的媽媽，可是為了媽媽做著自己不喜歡的工作，總覺得有點(diǎn)委屈。)
她的回答是：“它已經(jīng)受過傷了。我不能再冒險(xiǎn)了?！?
(她是在說她自己吧。)

......
她拿起一只白色的小船準(zhǔn)備放到書架上。她說，“這是我用帆布做的。我正準(zhǔn)備再做一些小樹當(dāng)布景，這樣，好像小船駛在森林里尋找它的大海媽媽?！?
他說：“不如把森林放在小船里吧......”
他忽然興奮地提議：“我去拿相機(jī)，我們拍一個(gè)動(dòng)畫片吧。裝著森林的小船出海去找它的媽媽......”
這下她也眼前一亮：“好啊。我們可以讓樹上長(zhǎng)出葉子，然后又被風(fēng)吹跑了......這時(shí)候小船就出海了......我來負(fù)責(zé)小樹，你負(fù)責(zé)大海！”
于是，他找來了白色透明的玻璃糖紙做海水。
而空中的白云是她拋向天花板的一團(tuán)團(tuán)棉花。
(我很久沒有見過這么美麗的大海和白云了。生活中的我和我遇到的那些他都在各自的小船里裝了太多的東西，再也裝不下森林，早已擱淺無法出海了。)
他迫不及待地準(zhǔn)備飛奔回家去取更多的道具?？墒撬f：“不著急，下一次再繼續(xù)。你給我點(diǎn)時(shí)間先讓我做好小船和小樹吧。 ”
臨走的時(shí)候，他站在門口很久都沒有勇氣告訴她，其實(shí)他就住在對(duì)門。
(他恐怕還沒有勇氣面對(duì)她。他沒有意識(shí)到自己和她一樣需要做好準(zhǔn)備才出發(fā)。)

......
當(dāng)夜他在浴缸里睡著了，朦朦朧朧中夢(mèng)到自己寫信給她。信里說：“我對(duì)白天的事情感到很困惑，其實(shí)我對(duì)你撒了謊......順便問一句，你有那誰(shuí)誰(shuí)誰(shuí)的電話嗎？”
(他拼命想抑制住自己喜歡她的想法。他其實(shí)并不想要那誰(shuí)誰(shuí)誰(shuí)的電話。他只不過是不想表現(xiàn)得那么在意她。)
醒來他卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的腳印從浴室一路淋濕到她的門口。驚慌失措中，他立刻找來一個(gè)鉤子把自己的信從門縫里鉤了出來。
誰(shuí)知道這時(shí)其實(shí)她被吵醒了，而且已經(jīng)看過信了。她從門背后看到他赤裸裸地站在門外把信塞進(jìn)門縫，然后又眼睜睜地看著他把信鉤回去了。
(她看了信當(dāng)然很失望。原來他不過是跟她說笑的。她開始相信他并不真心喜歡她。)

......
直到故事的結(jié)尾，他仍然都不敢跟她表白，并且決定離開這座城市。臨走的時(shí)候，他在媽媽的逼迫下來到對(duì)門跟她告別。他還是什么都說不出口，但是卻忽然之間像耍賴一樣爬到她的床上不動(dòng)了。
她見到他像一個(gè)小孩子一樣的任性，覺得自己就快被他折磨瘋了。于是她含著淚問他：“為什么是我？為什么？……”
他終于無奈地說：“其他人都很無聊，只有你是特別的?！?br>就在這時(shí)候，他抬頭看到了她床頭做好的那艘小船和那片森林……他終于知道了他自己有多么傻。

終于，他們騎著小馬，穿過森林，小船載著他們?cè)诓ＡЪ堊龅拇蠛＠锍孙L(fēng)破浪，天上掛著朵朵棉花。
......
   
其實(shí)這部電影沒有什么情節(jié)，講的只不過是一段簡(jiǎn)單的愛情如何逃過了我們每天對(duì)自己潛意識(shí)的謀殺。

沒錯(cuò)，我們每天都在謀殺。大家都在謀殺。我們明明心里喜歡，卻非要用各種理由來扼殺它——年齡職位收入等等一切現(xiàn)實(shí)中的距離、虛榮心自尊心自卑心理、道德標(biāo)準(zhǔn)、甚至你愛戀的對(duì)象無意間說的某一句話。

我們的心里早已失去了一片綠蔭，剩下的恐怕只有焦灼和無奈了。愛情的萌芽還沒有來得及長(zhǎng)出來被外界的障礙砍伐掉就已經(jīng)先讓我們自己在心底給掐死了......

……
我對(duì)我那個(gè)哥們說：“喜歡就趕快行動(dòng)啊?！?
他說：“我還是需要機(jī)會(huì)的。下班的機(jī)會(huì)。被同事看到了真的不好......”
我點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭：“嗯。先打聽清楚。不要踩了雷啊，萬一是老板的小蜜呢?！?
   
哎，到底是現(xiàn)實(shí)不夠美好還是我們的心已經(jīng)不再浪漫了呢？！

米歇爾岡瑞超強(qiáng)的作者風(fēng)格，與永恒陽(yáng)光一脈相承手持自然光粗糙道具，給了本片低本創(chuàng)意的文藝氣息與簡(jiǎn)單易行的想象空間，創(chuàng)造力得以大刀闊斧，現(xiàn)實(shí)與夢(mèng)境交叉發(fā)展的敘事可謂前所未有的易讀與流暢，這點(diǎn)塔可夫斯基費(fèi)里尼甚至希區(qū)柯克都未曾將結(jié)構(gòu)把握得如此簡(jiǎn)潔明晰，演員群體對(duì)兩種時(shí)空的游刃有余至關(guān)重要，而跳脫的美術(shù)也是閱讀零障礙的關(guān)鍵，不過本片對(duì)夢(mèng)境的解構(gòu)太過自我，因此形上層面的震撼力不如永恒陽(yáng)光，剩下了荒誕的可笑和童貞的可愛。
生活化的劇情，童話般的創(chuàng)意，男女主角在《科學(xué)睡眠》中做著粗糙卻浪漫的白日夢(mèng)，手工藝愛好者一定不能錯(cuò)過這部布馬行海的電影！

很棒的一部電影。Michel Gondry大有把魔幻愛情進(jìn)行下去的勇氣。和上一部【王牌冤家】相似，【科學(xué)睡眠】也是觸及美妙戀情和各種荒誕魔幻，笑中有淚。
Michel Gondry本身的作品構(gòu)思并沒有考夫曼那般精巧而經(jīng)得起推敲，但是它的荒誕更加隨性而至，著墨處妙筆生花，有許多精彩絕倫的點(diǎn)子。例如男主人公的時(shí)光倒流機(jī)器，大腦中的演播室，Michel Gondry的編劇思維正好有點(diǎn)像主人公一般天馬行空五花八門，更有許多諸如男主人公般浪漫的臆想，二人合二為一。
非常美妙的成人童話。也可當(dāng)做一場(chǎng)夢(mèng)來看！

1.
Each month has its own
most infamous disaster event...
...engraved in the collective memory.
It's a concept I've been trying to
work on and developing.
It's called disasterology.
Stephane, you are not serious.
Oh, I am very serious.
It's the customer that needs
a little bit of a sense of humor.
2.
    P.S. R:
Parallel synchronized randomness.
An interesting brain rarity
and our subject for today.
Two people walk in opposite directions
at the same time...
...and then they make the same decision
at the same time.
Then they correct it,
and then they correct it...
...and then they correct it
and then they correct it...
Basically, in a mathematical world...
...these two little guys will
stay looped for the end of time.
The brain is the most complex thing
in the universe...
...and it's right behind the nose.
Fascinating!
3.
Stephane, Stephanie.
Stephanie, Stephane.
4.
I knew it. I knew it!
Each structure has its own resonant
frequency.
You just have to hit the right chord
at the right time.
5.
Dear Stephanie, comma.
I am just your neighbor,
there is nothing more to say than that.
This is the reason why I am writing
a letter to you...
...because I feel really bad inside
my stomach.
It's a mix between...
I don't know if what I feel is a bit
of nostalgia...
...or wanting to go to the bathroom.
I am just a new liar in your life.
A new liar that has come
and destroyed your piano...
...and maybe by doing that destroy
the huge heritage...
I want us to start a new start
and a new...
A new blank page of friendship.
And if you can embrace that the same
way I am embracing it right now...
...that I am feeling it right now,
I see the possibilities...
...once we go above that threshold
of life...
...and matters that succumb
and become trickling down...
...into this little pond
that is called life.
Full stop. The end.
6.
Do you know what REM means?
Rapid Eye Monitronics.
Your eyes follow your dream movements.
If you walk downstair,say,
Your eyes go down. Turn right-the eyes go right.
It's in your dream,
your eyes art walking.
The eyes.
I can control my eyes in my sleep.
No more sleeping slavery.
7.
I know. I will make your novel,
I am Just Your Neighbor, into a bestseller.
That will attract her.
Then we'll organize a massive wedding.
Madame Stephanie Stephane.
Stephane Miroux, your novel
I'm Just Your Neighbor and a Liar.
By the Way, Do You Have Zo?s Number?
Is a blockbuster.
Yeah.
Where does your genius end?
Painting, sculpturing,
architecturing, writering?
Today, building has began on the
Stephane Miroux Foundation.
A museum dedicated to your work.
So, Stephane Miroux,
did you find the key to success?
Well...
Well, I think people empathize
with what I do...
...because it comes from here.
Oh, you are talking about Stephanie?
Oh, I don't like to talk
about my private life.
So, Stephane Miroux,
we have a little surprise for you to do.
No.
A song for her.
A song?
If you rescue me
I'll be your friend forever
Let me in your bed
I'll keep you warm in winter
All the kitties are playing
And they're having such fun
I wish it could happen to me
But if you rescue me...
8.
I am collecting beautiful objects.
A pair of shoes.
Some glasses.
Telephone.
Typewriter.
They are made from wood and felt.
With apparent stitches.
Their delicate and finished
appearance is friendly.
And they are quiet.
Stephanie made them, and I will
expose them in an exhibition.
Stephanie, do you think I could
take the red blanket as well?
Of course, Stephane. Are you kidding?
There's this amazing blanket.
It's thick, red felt
with big white stitches.
Wild animals are running on it.
She smiles.
I bend over a rock to try to reach her.
My stomach, compressed, hurts.
Stephanie?
Can you hold my hand?
I cannot sleep.
She takes it. I fall asleep.
9.
Hey, what's this?
It's the...
Is it your mom's?
No. That's the one-second time travel
machine I told you about.
I finished it. For you.
You wanna try it?
10.
Good.
Hey, you take the glue gun, and I'll try this.
No, no, no.
Why don't we,
why don't we do the scene...
...when you walk
into the apartment...
...and you discover the pony, yeah?
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah?
Okay. So come, come, come.
You must be... Okay. Yeah, there.
Oh, wait.
All right, okay, you're there.
So basically you're just
walking into the apartment...
...and you discover
that the pony can run...
...and you feel very excited, and...
Ready? And action.
Damn it, Stephane,
you've ruined my pony.
Why did you do that?
Cut. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
No, you should be ecstatic about me.
You should be, like,
praising my ingiue and genius.
11.
Hello?
Stephane?
Are you okay?
I love my pony.
I can't believe you did that.
How did you do it?
I'm sorry about what I said.
I didn't mean one word.
No...
Okay?
No, I'm a creep.
Just like you said.
Listen, Stephane.
You have to toughen up a little.
It's not attractive for a girl
to see a guy crying.
I know, it sucks.
You know I named
Golden the Pony Boy after you.
No, come on. Come on.
It's not true. You had him
before we met.
No, no, it is true.
I improvised his name when
you saw him for the first time.
He didn't have a name.
Now, tell me how you did it.
Golden is galloping for real.
It's unreal.
Well...
It's just an application
of the chaos theory.
Random control.
Each leg has one engine...
...and it moves backwards
or forwards depending on...
...the movement on the other leg.
It's like life.
But in a simplified version.
And it doesn't reproduce.
I'm glad we live
next door to each other.
Will you...
Would you marry me when we're 70?
You've got nothing to lose.
Okay.
Would you mind...
...keep on talking to me
for a little while?
Because I always thought
it was possible to talk from my sleep.
I feel that I'm falling down
into a black hole.
You know that you could never see
someone fall in a black hole.
Because the image of the traveler
who passes the horizon...
...would slow down till it would remain
stuck in the same position...
The state he was
when he crossed the line.
Only it's getting redder.
The traveler gets crushed into spaghetti.
I don't wanna be a spaghetti,
I don't wanna be spaghetti.
No, you won't be a spaghetti.
I don't wanna be a spaghetti.
Stephane?
Are you here?
No, I'm there! I'm there.
It worked! I'm not a spaghetti!
Tell me, tell me. Describe all you can see.
I feel some grass under my feet.
And it's a bit windy.
And cold. And damp.
And there's forest all around me.
And I can see Golden the Pony Boy.
Galloping here. Here, right in front of me.
And I can hear some water.
But I cannot see it.
Oh, here it is. The river.
Is the water made of millions
of tiny pieces of cellophane?
No, it's real water.
Oh, look. I just found the time machine.
The time machine is here.
And it works.
Stephane, are you asleep?

這個(gè)月在神差鬼使中竟然不知情的看了兩部Michel Gondry導(dǎo)演的電影，Jim Carrey，Kate Winslet主演的《暖暖內(nèi)含光》（ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind，2004）和Gael García Bernal，Charlotte Gainsbourg主演的《科學(xué)睡眠 》（The Science Of Sleep，2006）。

盡管表面上看起來兩部影片要表達(dá)的東西有些迥異，但是靜下心來一想，共同的主題都是愛情，共同的故事線索都是男主角的大腦活動(dòng)，共同的元素是各種各樣看起來很山寨很蹩腳的科學(xué)儀器，而共同的效果就是讓觀眾無法在影片進(jìn)行到1/2之前搞清楚所有的線索和邏輯（反應(yīng)比較遲鈍的人可能要到3/4了）。

或許因?yàn)閳?chǎng)景的詭異，看完之后往往是好一番回味才回過神來，如某人所說，感覺到了如溫?zé)岬姆▏?guó)奶酪般的喜愛?？戳艘幌略u(píng)論，才發(fā)覺《科學(xué)睡眠》里無比眼熟的男演員，竟然是《愛情是狗娘》里面那個(gè)內(nèi)向卻也暴戾的弟弟。他太擅長(zhǎng)表現(xiàn)這種表面木訥，內(nèi)里豐富過了頭近乎神經(jīng)質(zhì)的角色。在《科學(xué)睡眠》里扮演一個(gè)在英國(guó)長(zhǎng)大的年輕人，一套猩紅色的小號(hào)收身西裝走在巴黎街道上，河岸邊，粼粼的波光是我印象最深刻的鏡頭了。

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不是所有男人都性饑渴，就像女人都浪漫？
災(zāi)難科學(xué)
Stephane vs Stephanie
黃金小馬小子
一秒鐘時(shí)間旅行器
滑雪那一覺，太好玩啦
手大的人陰莖大？