Oh God, It's so hard. I just need to pray.

開頭葬禮這一段可以說是非?；恼Q哈哈哈哈，Kyle和Marc的死亡原因好諷刺，可能導(dǎo)演是想說gay community太以SEX為中心（后面Caesy的臺詞里也有出現(xiàn)），在追求刺激和貫徹到底的時候需要注意安全。唱完歌后Tiffani和Ernesto去Grief Room祈禱了，動作片里的經(jīng)典橋段。

They say they can't wait to get to know you.

Tiffani說越南語語氣特別夸張，讓人覺得很搞笑。另外這家店店名叫NAIL ME，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

But I'm so not a hot shirtless man.

Tiffani真的是毒舌，不過她說得也算有道理。以前看的時候膚淺地覺得Caesy一點都不帥，又沒有肌肉（我自己不也是嗎），配不上Zack，現(xiàn)在再看這部電影覺得Caesy也是有自己獨特魅力的（I can）。通知中心這位年老的工作人員Harry挑逗了一下C，讓C感到很不舒服。

“I always hear the gay community this, the gay community that. But all I see are a bunch of drunk assholes looking for sex, who don't care anything about relationships."

當(dāng)然Harry只是開開玩笑啦，后面還給C開導(dǎo)感情問題呢。

True.

"It's called homosexual, not homoHUGual, what did you expect?"

"Romance. I want to travel the world on scooters. Adopt children."

Well... You can't spell homosexual without SEX in it. 另外騎scooter環(huán)游世界也太可愛了，我滿腦子都是下面這個畫面。

He's a fake.

這種人肯定有的，只不過你遇不到??。

Hey, Ryan1989.

在各種社交網(wǎng)絡(luò)上，看到一個hot guy的照片，誰又不會被吸引呢？點進profile仔細(xì)看看，從他的動態(tài)，他與其他人的評論互動，對他的興趣愛好，行為舉止多加一些了解，你可能發(fā)現(xiàn)他是個徹頭徹尾的大男子主義者，或者你們喜歡完全相反的東西，沒有任何共同話題，或者他是一個沒上過大學(xué)沒有正經(jīng)工作整天泡吧Hook up私底下還需要賣襪子和內(nèi)褲來賺錢以維持自己表明上鮮活的社交生活的人（No tea, no shade），或者單純就是個騙子，對于想要一段感情的你會覺得很失望。跟一個沒有自拍頭像，動態(tài)里也沒有自己照片的人隨便聊聊想碰碰運氣的時候，發(fā)現(xiàn)你們hit it off，你們有相同的喜好，你們交談不是跨頻道聊天，你們都抱怨圈子里都是“在yue嗎看看你”想談一段感情非常困難，就當(dāng)你們鼓起勇氣互換照片或者決定面基后，發(fā)現(xiàn)你并不滿意對方的外貌，這種失望比前一種更大。社交網(wǎng)絡(luò)給大家提供了尋找感情的機會，但并沒有把這件事變得簡單。

話說競技游戲里高分段選手用小號去魚塘捕魚也叫Smurf吧。

Really?

其實是Not into guys who are way out of my league吧。

Tell me yours, Romeo.

C: Okay, well...My dream date, It's intimate. Like I make him dinner so it's personal.

Z: Yeah, something at your place, just the two of you, no distractions.

C: Yeah. And maybe I'd have a fun theme for the meal.

Z: Italian.

C:Perfetto.

Z: Pasta, pinot grigio, some funky Italian music.

C: That's all I need, because the best first dates are the ones where the conversation's just really easy.

Z: And if flows cuz you're both listening to each other like you're focused.

C: And there are those moments when you're looking into each other's eyes, wondering maybe if he's thinking the same thing.

Z: That some time tonight we're gonna ...

C: Kiss.

我馬上就去學(xué)做菜。這個pinot grigio讓我想到gaga的Grigio girls，"All the pinot, pinot grigio girls, pour your heart out, watch your blue turns gold."

You're fat.

"Okay, I'm a jealous woman. But at least I feel something. You're a emotionless stripper who uses his body as a bargaining chip. And that's not gonna get you anything but a dirty dollar bill shoved up your a**."

It's the most romantic thing I've ever seen.

"See? I'm telling the truth."

You look like you could use some company tonight.

"You're adorable, but you're far too young for me. Us in bed would be like teaching calculus to a preschooler."——Harry的奇妙比喻。

What, you've never dated an asshole before?

T: Honey, assholes are attracted to me, like shit to assholes.

Z: And why did you stay with them?

T: Sex!

Z: Exactly! I have the same problem. I can't say no to cock.

Are they f**king yet?

R: Is this gonna work?

T: Trust me, it's science. If you leave two dicks ttogether, eventually one of them's going to need sucking. Like prison.

Have you ever seen such white flesh?

"I used to think the center didn't apply to me at all. I thought It was just a bunch of old guys looking to get their rocks off. But a friend forced me to volunteer here, where I met one of these old guys face to face. Boy, was I wrong. He was a caring person, empty his wallet and busting his ass to make sure that people like me don't have to go through the shit that people like him had to. And he's just one of the dozens of people here, trying to help thousands of kids like me. I started this summer feeling at odds with the gay community. But now, I look out at your faces, I see a friend who will do anything to protect the people close to her, an example for me to aspire to, a bitch when you need one, a family that won't let you fail even when you've already given up on yourself. And a leader, who can change the way we see each other and teach us about the things that really matter. And I couldn't be prouder to be a part of this."

Happy ending!

個人最喜歡這部啦，就很歡樂，片尾放credits的時候還有卡司在跳舞。外貌上不匹配的Z和C在一起了，這個故事就像一個gay fairytale。這集以互聯(lián)網(wǎng)為切入點討論了同志群體交往的現(xiàn)狀，放在現(xiàn)在感覺也很貼近現(xiàn)實。跟往常一樣保持讓觀眾一直看到sexy肉體的同時，也加入了romance的元素，雖然里面的浪漫可能俗套到掉牙，但是在群體里很多人以性至上的風(fēng)氣下，這種簡單的浪漫顯得難能可貴，雖然有點傻但確實是人們會渴求的東西。

一些小花絮（油管上看的）：

- Chris（飾演Zack）之前沒騎過Scooter，都是現(xiàn)場學(xué)的哈哈哈。

- Chris跟Michael（飾演Ryan）還有Daniel（飾演Caesy）的那場sex scene，Chris開玩笑說"I swallowed a gallon of Michael's sweat yesterday, licking up and down his chest."

- 開頭Tiffani跟Ernesto的戲，導(dǎo)演問Ernesto的演員（Maximiliano Torandell）"Have you ever been with a woman before?"，他說"Of course, you need to try everything"。然后Ernesto問Tiffani有沒有和woman試過，她說沒有，Ernesto就說“You don't miss anything." 哈哈哈哈??

- Julia Cho（飾演Zack的女性好友Tandy）覺得她的臺詞非常mean，就是那句”I threw up a liitle bit in my pu**y."，導(dǎo)演卻覺得比說mouth有趣多了。

- Pam（美甲店的那個員工）的演員表示，本來他們想讓她使用那個N-word，但是她不想，結(jié)果最后影片里用了Yigga這個詞。

- 影片只花了11天就拍攝完成。

- Daniel，Chris，Michael，John（飾演Zack前男友Lionel）都說自己是openly gay，到Leslie（飾演Harry）時他說"I mean no one ever asked so I never told but I've been openly gay since 82." 哈哈哈。Rebekah（飾演Tiffani）說"I'm not gay but I do like cock. And uh, especially his (poiting to Michael). Why do you think I'm the lead in the third movie?" 她真的太好笑了hhhh