下人：老爺老爺，不好了！門口來了許多奧斯曼人！ 老爺：啊，奧斯曼人到咱們這兒干什么？ 下人：你看你看！ 老爺：奧斯曼大人（鞠躬） 劉路烏斯：爹，我是烏斯??！ 老爺：啊？烏斯！(仔細觀摩)，哎呀，真是烏斯啊！他娘的，差點叫老子走了眼！我還以為你是真奧斯曼蠻子呢！ （里面請手勢）來來來，坐坐坐。 來，坐（嘆氣） 旁人；啊，這小子真出息了?。? 老爺：兒子，你這下巴上咋的了？ 劉路烏斯：爹，這是穆斯林大胡子。奧斯曼人吶，都這么留！賊講究。 老爺：哦，穆斯林胡？ 好，這大胡子真好啊（手摸劉路臉觀摩清真胡），這下巴上都是。 眾人：哈哈哈哈哈 老爺：穆斯林大胡子好啊 劉路烏斯：我給您帶來了幾瓶茴香酒，這是奧斯曼茴香酒，和咱們的拜占庭葡萄酒不一個味，您嘗嘗。 老爺：哦，哎，這怎么沒杯子呢？ 劉路烏斯：爹，喝這種茴香酒，在奧斯曼得偷偷喝，不能被抓住。喝的時候得摻一點水，就變白了。 老爺：好，這玩藝兒挺好啊，留著給我當煙盒 劉路：爹，給你這個煙盒 老爺：哎呀，這玩藝兒好啊，大奧斯曼清真貨就是好，你看看，做什么都講究，??？哈哈哈。兒子啊，走這幾年咋樣？ 劉路烏斯：還好，拜真主安拉所賜，一切如愿以償。 老爺：好，這就好，老四啊 下人：哎，老爺 老爺：去告訴廚子，做幾個拜占庭好菜，再整個kebab和手抓飯，少爺最得意這口（老四答是） 劉路烏斯：哎，爹，不必了，一會啊，我還有要事，我還要到我們穆罕默德大蘇丹那兒去一趟 老爺：默罕默德？還大蘇丹？嘶~我說咱們這沒這個人吧？哈~？ 劉路烏斯：爹，這是我們的奧斯曼巴西琉斯。 老爺：哦，是你們的巴西琉斯啊，哎，兒子啊，你現(xiàn)在是什么官職??？ 劉路烏斯：爹，我現(xiàn)在是耶尼切里軍團小團長了。 老爺：哦，耶尼切里團長？好，好??！ 劉路烏斯：爹，其實我早就是奧斯曼人了，我都入了奧斯曼國籍了。

老四：Master, master is not good, there are many Japanese at the door. 老爺：Uh? What are the Japanese doing here? 老四：You see! You see! 老爺：Ha ha, Tai Jun. 劉路：It's me, Dad.Liu Lu 老爺：Ah? Liu Lu?Ah! It's really Liu Lu!Damn it, I almost got the wrong guy！I thought you were a real Japanese!Come on, sit, sit, sit!Come and sit. 路人：It's Liu Lu coming back ~This kid is really capable. 老爺：Son, what's wrong with your nose? 劉路：Dad, this is a Japanese mustache.That's what the Japanese do.This is their style. 老爺：Oh, Japanese beard.Oh, that's great! What a nice Japanese beard!These two sides are naked, and this Japanese beard is good! 劉路：I brought you some bottles of sake.This is Sake.It's not the same taste as our northeast wine.Please have a taste. 老爺：Oh, why is this still square? 劉路：Dad, when you drink this sake in Japan,It is very particular to make vats out of pine wood.Drink it out of a wooden cup.There is a delicate smell. 老爺：OK.This thing is very good.Keep it for my cigarette case. 劉路：Dad! 老爺：um 劉路：Here's a cigarette case. 老爺：Ah! This thing is good！Japanese goods are good!You see, everything is exquisite.Son, how have you been these last few years? 劉路：It's okay, everything worked out. 老爺：OK! That's good.Lao Si! 老四：Ah, master. 老爺：Go! Tell the cook to cook some good dishes.And make a pig face.The young master likes it best. 老四：All right! Yes! 劉路：Dad, no need.I have something important to do later.I'm going to our senior Colonel Oda's place. 老爺：Oda? Senior Colonel? I Don't think we have such a person here, do we? 劉路：Dad, He's my Japanese officer. 老爺：Oh, your commanding officer?Hey, son. What is your official position now? 劉路：Dad, I'm the captain of the Japanese gendarmerie now. 老爺：Oh, captain of the gendarmerie!OK! Hooray! 劉路：Dad, in fact, I have long been Japanese.I have become a Japanese citizen!