1 ) 親愛的那不是愛情?!
所謂的青春電影,第一次當(dāng)然是經(jīng)典噱頭。然后大概就是青梅竹馬“驀然回首,竟在燈火闌珊處”。這部兩個都占全,可是故事實在太尋常,只好多多加入女人上半身和男人下半身。那個不時出來搶鏡頭的裸女實在囧啊。
所謂的青梅竹馬紅粉藍袖,究竟有沒有好結(jié)果?
記得看dawsen's creek,第一季結(jié)局dawsen終于發(fā)現(xiàn)一直在身邊那個女孩的美和愛,兩人緊緊相擁,我感動到不行——回頭一看下幾季劇情兩人分了又合、他倆加另兩個兩男兩女交換排列組合頓時一口血噴出來。
年輕時候那點事兒,總覺得比天大,總相信前途一定是光明的,結(jié)果……回頭時誰沒有點滄桑情緒啊。
那是不是愛情姑且不論,只是一生太長,堅持太難。
如果有一個非常非常要好的朋友,如果你的性別落在他的選擇范圍之內(nèi),那么“喜歡他要不要說出口”?這個話題,簡直太經(jīng)典了。(qaf也可以套用……)
監(jiān)獄里那位語重心長的蹲坑老太太,不也一樣充滿了深深的懷念之氣么……
反正,如果是我,是抱著“寧可不會更好,也不可變壞”的悲觀態(tài)度的。
2 ) 看完嫌自己不夠瘋狂
我還是很喜歡這種美國性喜劇,因為夠瘋狂。
喜歡美國那種自信、膽大妄為和灑脫。每次看這種電影的時候都在想,為什么自己就不夠瘋狂呢?
想做婊子,但是又顧忌著自己的牌坊,感覺自己就像是伊安,一直想出軌,想成為蘭斯那樣的人,但內(nèi)心的保守卻不允許這樣,只好看著電影,暗地瘋狂。想想,自己可能就是悶騷,心中就是有著那么的瘋狂因子。
以后繼續(xù)看這種片,起碼能把自己的瘋狂因子給激活一下,別活得那么悶了。
3 ) 近年性喜劇的標(biāo)桿
導(dǎo)演貌似沒什么大作,片子可以看出絕對參考了《Road trip》,但近年性喜劇的沒落使得這部片子十分的耀眼。
直接看的未分級版,雖然導(dǎo)演聲明一定要先看劇場版,但有了未分級再找劇場版就有些犯2了。所有笑料沒有無關(guān)性的,各種器官的毫無遮掩,甚至和情節(jié)毫無關(guān)聯(lián)。男主角簡直就是《美國派》主角的表弟,還有同行的那哥們,一路上的所有笑料我都能幫助編出來,不想說了,其實片子也就是2分的水平,我只是從他身上看到了《Road Trip》的影子。
借這個片子,為擁有平庸青春的中國學(xué)生表示沉痛的哀悼。
4 ) 哈哈內(nèi)倆whatsup太經(jīng)典了
Randy: What's Up?
Andy: What's Up, what's up?
Randy: You wanna party?
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Andy: Hey babe, you wanna party?
Girl: I'm AT a party.
Randy: You wanna make out with us?
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Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?
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Randy: What's up, what's up?
Andy: What's up, what's up?
Fundraising Girl: Hi, I'm collecting for the under-privileged children of Ecuador. Would you like to help?
Randy: You wanna party?
Fundraising Girl: Um, I'm kinda working right now.
Andy: When are you done?
Randy: Yeah, what are you doing after?
Fundraising Girl: I have a church thing tonight
Andy: Kick-ass, we'll come.
Randy: Yeah, where is it?
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Randy: [shouting] There are people in the vehicle.
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Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!
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Randy: I'm uncircumcised.
Girl: Fuck off.
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Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Ian: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Ian: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl: Fuck off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!
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Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy: Cause we're the shit.
Andy: Yeah, you oughtsta know that, betch.
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Andy: You gotta get over the monkey.
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Randy: Oh, what's up, what's up?
Andy: What's up what's up?
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Ian: Hey, uh, can I ask you guys a question?
Randy: You just did!
Ian: Can I ask you guys another question?
Andy: You just did again!
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Andy: Why dontcha take a picture Ian?
Randy: Yeah, and post it on total fucking awesomeness dot com!
Andy: Backslash we rule!
Randy: Wheredja come up with that?
5 ) 完整版估計國內(nèi)不可能上映了
完整版太多暴露鏡頭,估計國內(nèi)是不會允許公映了。不過這部電影也很難和色情聯(lián)系在一起,還是以搞笑為主~
6 ) Sex Drive
看得是未刪節(jié)的版本,整體感覺就是美國片的風(fēng)格,未必適合每個人都口味,拋開這些不談,看“點”還頗多,隨意看看罷了,我給3.5星,四舍五入得4星吧……
不錯
性喜劇都看麻木了
開頭是亮點,然后后面很無趣。。
一定要看未剪輯版!
挺好笑的。只是男主角長得太像D,讓我很變扭~
果然歐尼醬才是gay嘛~~~ (哎呀最大疑點給劇透了)
安曼教民很搞
兩男一女,三個人好逗的說
看到想打人!
諾頓型的小男人。。
惡搞“導(dǎo)演剪輯版”這種做法?要不怎么會:整個裸體丑女穿插在屏幕上搔首弄姿,再加上男女性器官的故意展示,意在諷刺觀眾只想看限制級而忽略了電影認(rèn)真敘事的本質(zhì)。其實是一部不錯的青春+公路片。美國少年青春期性萌動的實踐行為實錄。他哥最逗了,往往人都是這樣,口口聲聲罵同性戀,其實自己就是。
開頭有些搞不清狀況。
Uncircumcised Edition
看到許多dick~喵!
美國青春性喜劇
同是處男,同情分+1
哈哈哈哈,太二啦?。。?!
女主角是我喜歡的型
青春性喜劇中的翹楚
美麗的女豬腳