第一集：max就這樣去讀大學(xué)了，毫不猶豫地甩開(kāi)媽媽和朋友一起玩，媽媽就這樣看著她離開(kāi)，哭哭。

第二集：開(kāi)頭因?yàn)槠瑘?chǎng)太熱各種咆哮、脫褲子吃盒飯，還有跟那個(gè)客串怪獸在抱怨工作生活，Sam說(shuō)趕緊讓他去空調(diào)房吧，笑吐了。

第三集：慢慢感受到三個(gè)孩子的變化，很微妙。

第四集：Sam對(duì)Duke的寵愛(ài)真的上不封頂。和欺負(fù)自己小孩的家長(zhǎng)爭(zhēng)論，和片場(chǎng)損害大家的行為抗?fàn)?，面?duì)示好的同事主動(dòng)懟回去，完全的平等意識(shí)和維護(hù)自己生活的秩序，Sam好酷。片頭以和前夫的春夢(mèng)開(kāi)始，片尾以酒吧里美好的邂逅結(jié)束…那個(gè)姐姐好迷人?。。。。∶宰碓谒男ρ劾?。

第五集：二女兒是真的很愛(ài)嘮叨她媽媽?zhuān)褪悄欠N酷酷的但一直想跟媽媽撒嬌貼貼的寶寶！好心酸，大女兒退學(xué)、二女兒青春期、小女兒和自己的媽也是各種事兒，mom stuff list是那么長(zhǎng)，以至于即使流著眼淚說(shuō)I can’t，也要繼續(xù)硬著頭皮扛下去，給我開(kāi)點(diǎn)治療失眠的藥吧，我只想要一個(gè)完整的睡眠。

第六集：前夫太賤了

第七集：哈哈給青春期的女兒進(jìn)行愛(ài)的教育和感恩教育，就是把自己氣死，F(xiàn)rankie和Sam屬于互相拿捏。等屎來(lái)真的笑瘋了。

第八集：你的媽媽是世界上最好的媽媽?zhuān)龕?ài)你，她永遠(yuǎn)都在，你需要時(shí)、不需要時(shí)、睡著時(shí)、醒來(lái)時(shí)，她都在，即使人不在，心也在。我真的是被梅爾搞得很dizzy，太美了……

第十集：朋友聚會(huì)，一個(gè)朋友忍不住對(duì)男的示好被Sam懟了，Sam忍無(wú)可忍地說(shuō)，不能讓你老公回避嗎？這種感覺(jué)相信很多人都很熟悉吧。在聚會(huì)的時(shí)候突然插起來(lái)個(gè)男的就會(huì)讓人不自在。和女兒一起回憶自己的父親，錄音帶和錄像帶和照片，是多么珍貴的回憶?！癇ut I just take life as it comes.”

十一集：一開(kāi)頭就被奶奶笑死。

第十二集：我還是更喜歡第二季，因?yàn)闆](méi)有青春期。讓你走是我的溫柔，辣椒飯和位置追蹤是我的牽掛，我對(duì)全世界揮舞拳頭，唯獨(dú)對(duì)我的女兒們張開(kāi)我的懷抱。我的浴缸隨時(shí)為你開(kāi)放，你的要求我永遠(yuǎn)滿足。人生如此，世界糟糕，恭喜你，又挺過(guò)一年。love you,love you Sam,love you Frankie,love you Max,love you Duke.

If you don't go potty, the wolf will come and eat you. Eat your spinach or you'll never grow. Don't listen to the bullies, they are just jealous of you. Your father and I are splitting up, but nothing is going to change. It's okay. Everything happens for a reason.

These are the little lies we tell our little ones. These harmless little lies that make their little lives a little easier. These little white lies. We need to talk about the way we talk to our kids. Because there's never been a worse time to have a casual relationship with the truth.

And we know enough to ask for better, Because you raised us better. When did parental control become a settle on your iPad? You pass on to us your insecurities, Your prejudices, your morality. Your weak ankles, your crooked teeth, Your fear of spiders, and your high cholesterol. Why not your truth? Why not say your truths? Give us the benefit of your experience, While we're still asking.

If you want to protect me from the world, Then prepare me for the world. I wish I had known that everything was going to change, That I would see my father only once a year, That I would hear my mother sobbing in the bathroom, trying to be strong for us. I wish I had known that they weren't jealous, That they didn't understand what I was, That I DIDN'T understand what I was.

But it's okay, because everything happens for a reason, right? Stop worrying about the medium. And start caring about the message. Because there's never been an easy way to tell a hard truth.

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Dear mom, There's so many things to say. I'm simultaneously overwhelmed by having too much to say and nothing to say at all. Things are weird, but things have always have been weird. What we know is this: You have survived another year. You made it. We all made it. Happy birthday. Love you. Kiss, hugs. K-O. Frankie.