聽寫的也不知道準(zhǔn)不準(zhǔn)確，還有歌名我怎么聽都是there ain't the one way，實(shí)在跟翻譯以及歌曲內(nèi)容對不上號……歌詞如有錯(cuò)誤請留言指出。

well the world is facing problems getting bigger every day,
we got greenhouse over Texsis and recession on the way,
we got huger in the third world we got anger in the first,
half the world is flut and the other is dying thirst,
although people tell you that the planet is dying fast,
well I'll sing the problem yet can be solved by kicking ass ,
kick ass（kick ass）
kick ass is what we do,
kick ass (kick ass)
iron foot in an velvet shoe,
we don't care who's asking we kick forever all alone
we just standing in front the mirror and try on kick our own,
well we kicked ass on Grenada, and we kicked ass in Iraq,
we kicked the ass out of the ozon layer and they gonna say we will kick it back,
we kick the ass of cancer, and we will kick the ass of AIDS,
and as for global warming we will just kick ass wearing shades,
kick ass（kick ass）
kick ass is what we do,
kick ass (kick ass)
iron foot in an velvet shoe,
we don't care who's asking we kick forever all alone
we just standing in front the mirror and try on kick our own,
well you can move your ass and pull your ass and fart the ass is fine but ain't a better place to put your ass than on the line,
but if you are like us and you won't take second ask
you will put your ticking boots on and kick like all around

聲明：中文翻譯來自伊甸園，感謝字幕君們的辛勤勞作。

E01
1.腹黑Fry爸爸用大片里the chosen one的梗誘騙兒子Laurie出去工作，什么只有chosen one才能打開抽屜(= =)，說的繪聲繪色，把自己兒子騙的一愣一楞。最后那句中氣十足的''Get that lazy sod out of the house earning his living(終于把那個(gè)懶骨頭趕出去自己賺錢了)"簡直笑尿

2.Laurie現(xiàn)場采訪一個(gè)哭的很憂傷的女士，問她原因，可是她死活不肯讓Laurie叔知道...

3."That's finished, it's over, it's finished with...over,finished and over, it's over, it's completely finished" 一切都完了 結(jié)束了 結(jié)了它個(gè)...束了 完蛋了 沒戲了 徹徹底底的結(jié)束了....(想象一下翻這段時(shí)候字幕君的心情= =，話說這梗在后面一集也用到了)

4.Laurie和Fry扮演心理醫(yī)生的那段，和對方在那里雞同鴨講，有種希區(qū)柯克短片的即視感，搞笑+懸疑

E02
1.油炸叔一本正經(jīng)臉(其實(shí)忍笑忍到內(nèi)傷了吧)說："在我夢里，我和Stephen Hendry(臺(tái)球皇帝)打斯諾克，和Barbra Streisand(美國女歌手)唱歌，和Anneka Rice(BBC女主持)上床?，F(xiàn)實(shí)中，我和Barbra Streisand打斯諾克，和Anneka Rice唱歌，和Stephen Hendry上床。有時(shí)候現(xiàn)實(shí)比夢更來勁??！"

2.女裝扮相的油炸叔一臉無辜的說："I was very shocked when my son told me that his boyfriend was homosexual."(話說英國人Homosexual的發(fā)音很微妙~)

E03
1.Laurie叔彈琴唱hey jude的那段，之后Fry叔還過來合唱，簡直醉了，覺得這歌可以做每天起床的鬧鈴

2.油炸叔："不知道我有沒有給大家講過我把我的腿忘在家里的故事..."然后他就開始講這個(gè)故事了(╯﹏╰)b

3.油炸叔解雇Laurie叔的那段也很精彩，最后Laurie叔的一臉不敢置信的“U bastard!“的震驚樣，還有這之后的神展開，簡直停不下來。

4.Laurie去Fry店里買鞋，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)這是家鞋妓院(這是個(gè)什么鬼= =)，然后被各種被欺負(fù)和調(diào)戲