號(hào)稱美國(guó)版的《逃學(xué)威龍》，不過如此，分?jǐn)?shù)果然低也是有道理的，搞笑是拼不過的《逃跑威龍》，但也能引出些共鳴，怎么說呢，每個(gè)人都想融進(jìn)那個(gè)看起來很HIGH的群體，不管你是好學(xué)生，還是問題學(xué)生~~~~女豬腳開始的就是自己的原來歷程，好學(xué)生們一起，但沒那么融入普通學(xué)生之中，但后來因?yàn)楣ぷ魅蝿?wù)的原因被迫和所謂的問題學(xué)生走到一起，最終達(dá)成目標(biāo)??！
 
    里面把社交認(rèn)證這東西講的很明白，最初是在泡學(xué)上看到這個(gè)的，你想靠近高分女孩，如果你直接沖上去死得很慘，但如果你身邊有幾個(gè)也是高分的妞，那就會(huì)讓別人覺得這家伙肯定有過人之處~~~~~加油——為自己爭(zhēng)取更多的社交認(rèn)證吧~~~~
 
     其實(shí)這里面讓人很有共鳴的就是如何被社交認(rèn)證，像豬腳這么優(yōu)秀的，容易被好學(xué)生認(rèn)證，容易被好老師認(rèn)證，但怎么被其它普通的或者非真正意義上的好學(xué)生認(rèn)證呢，這個(gè)真太不容易了，咳~~~~~~
 
    PS:這妞是在太胖了，不過很有親和力~~~~~

《Never been kissed》(《一吻定江山》)是我酷愛的電影之一，里面提到企鵝的忠誠(chéng)：女主角Joecy(巴利摩爾)說，企鵝一輩子都在尋找他的另一半，一旦找到，就終身相守不離不棄；一旁的小女生很不屑：我們又不是企鵝！

我被這個(gè)企鵝的忠誠(chéng)感動(dòng)了有一陣子——

結(jié)果前段又不知道從哪里聽說：企鵝的確會(huì)對(duì)伴侶忠貞不二，但不是永恒的，他們每年重新尋覓一次伴侶，在那一年里對(duì)那一年的伴侶忠貞不二。5……我被耍了，真是黑色幽默~~ 還是王家衛(wèi)給帥哥金城武的臺(tái)詞：現(xiàn)如今，什么東西都有保質(zhì)期的！

一吻定江山的Joecy沒有交過男朋友沒有真正吻過，她像念詩(shī)一樣對(duì)同伴說：“我不想隨便去吻什么人，如果吻了，你會(huì)知道整個(gè)世界就剩下你們倆，那么多年你一直在等他?！笔遣皇浅?jí)感人啊，像不像沉睡的含苞只為你綻放？……

然而，真實(shí)是這樣的：她太胖了，她又只喜歡帥哥，她的整個(gè)中學(xué)一直到職場(chǎng)都是個(gè)Loser，她除了沉睡含苞難道還有別的可能？

我脫下玫瑰色眼鏡，我變壞了~~

  
引用：

別為沉睡嘆息，

因?yàn)樘K醒正在不遠(yuǎn)處?kù)o待

我的沉睡一如含苞

終在溫柔的守護(hù)下顫動(dòng)睫眸

蘇醒綻放！

Sorry i'm late ~ i know what you mean ~

我在我的世界等你 25年 別人都說那是一個(gè)很大的年紀(jì) 可是我依舊會(huì)固執(zhí)地等下去 相信有一天 你會(huì)走到我們的面前 吻我 很神情很認(rèn)真 纏綿深邃的 那個(gè) 初吻
小時(shí)候讀楊絳的文 里面有段談及熱戀 備注讓我留意了很久 那是第一次熱烈的戀愛 那會(huì)的我在想難道說那么大年紀(jì)的人擁有了第一次戀愛也可以被定義為初戀然后熱戀嗎 那般想的我必然是覺得自己會(huì)像一般人一樣 很早地情竇初開 然后與一個(gè)男孩子懵懂戀愛 經(jīng)歷了熱戀 然后有過失戀 最終還是選了一個(gè)不如婚姻 可 原來現(xiàn)實(shí)并非如世俗般譜寫 情竇初開確實(shí)早了點(diǎn) 可初戀來的太晚太晚

25歲 卻從未認(rèn)真親吻
如此的一個(gè)標(biāo)題扉頁(yè)可以成為轟動(dòng)全城的印子 當(dāng)然畢竟是電影所以難免夸張些許 可如此現(xiàn)實(shí)世界里的 究竟會(huì)怎樣開場(chǎng) 又將如何落幕呢
依然愛你 nothing gonna
凌晨去你的空間見你的歌 一首曾經(jīng)我們 一首是你們 還是你一樣的緬懷過去 我不明白卻已讓淚模糊了眼 我看得到的 現(xiàn)在你們的小快樂小生活 像個(gè)孩子一樣分享彼此的游戲 可是 是否還有人與你分享音樂電影還有新聞 那個(gè)曾經(jīng)cover的相冊(cè)定格在了最后一次的分享 我說那是一張可以聽到人快樂的專輯 你很贊成 后來那首 if i die young紅起來了 終于明白了為什么有些人我們始終學(xué)不會(huì)祝福 因?yàn)楣虉?zhí)地相信只有自己才可以帶去的真正幸福 那么執(zhí)拗地站在原地 不愿愛你 卻也不愿意別人搶走你 曾經(jīng)我和你吹噓 最大的期待便是有個(gè)人可以讓我受傷 終于 你走了 我如愿了

P,S最近是灰色 是天氣還是夜班的不眠生活 不管怎樣 會(huì)好起來的 不想再那么傻瓜了 雖然我知道曾經(jīng)我如此羨慕如今這樣的自己 可是 淺嘗則止吧 其實(shí)自己都知道的 沒那么認(rèn)真 卻偏偏將一個(gè)朋友看得太認(rèn)真

Josie, that's a fantastic story.

"Someone once told me that, to write well, you have to write what you know. This is what I know.

"I'm 25 years old, and I've never really kissed a guy. I gave it to the course and most of my child years were spent doing the extra homework I requested from the teachers. High school is more of the same. Then at 17, it seems that my life was about to change. The cutest guy asked me to the senior prom, but it turned out him bamed me as a screw joke. And I've never fully recovered.

"I received an assignment first as a reporter to go back to high school and find out about the kids today. What I ended up finding is myself and that high school hasn't changed.

"There is still that one teacher who marches to our own drama. There are girls who are still there, the ones that even has you grown up, will remain the most beautiful girls you've ever seen close up. The smart kids, who everyone else knew as the brains, but I just knew them as my soul mates, my teachers, my friends. And there is still that one guy, because of mysterious confidence, who seems so perfect in every way, the guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. South Glan would not have been the same without him. High school would not have been the same without him. I would not have been the same without him.

"I live a lifetime with regrets after my first high school experience. And now, after my second, my regrets deduct to the one. A certain teacher was hurt on my path to self discovery. And although this article may serve as a step, it in no way makes up what I did to him. To this man, you know who you are, I'm so sorry. And I would like to add one more thing: I think I'm in love with you. And so I propose this, as an ending to this article and perhaps a beginning of the next chapter of my life: I, Josie Galar, would be at the State Championship Baseball Game with my friends of the South Glan playing for the title. I will stand in the middle of the pitch 5 minutes prior the first pitch. If this man accepts my apology, I ask him to come kiss me--my first real kiss."

她說：既然最后對(duì)的人只有一個(gè)，為什么在遇見他以前要吻那么多傻瓜呢？

呵呵。于是繼續(xù)看下去了。最后遇到了對(duì)的人。可惜，雖然不用吻那么多的傻瓜，也避免不了人生中倒帶一樣的遇見那么多傻瓜。人生看起來就是一團(tuán)亂麻。然而看的同時(shí)不斷回憶自己的人生，心有戚戚，無法當(dāng)成是完全的喜劇來看了。青春的尷尬和傷心，竟然連一個(gè)成年人都跨不過它的陰影呢。

快意刀，山中草。誰(shuí)不是把悲喜在嘗。昨日非今日該忘。